The Gravley Life

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Secret Ops: Status Report #1

Status Report #1

Brief:
Under the guise of normal life, Steve and Betsy Gravley continue to suppliment and nurture their strange fetal creation. It's only a matter of months before the entity escapes it's prison wreaking havoc upon the human race.

We have recently discovered the following bits of information:

  • The beings sex will be determined as soon as possible to help facilitate better decisions in future purchases and because they don't seem want to hold out until the end.
  • The name has yet to be chosen, but definately will not be Wilma, Punchy, or any name whose initials are JP.
  • The host's body has ceased to react negatively to the surge in hormones. This seems to have had a positive effect on the quality of their lives.
  • The hosts received news that all test from their doctor's visit were good/fine/dandy.

Conclusion:
Information is slow at this point, but we suspect we have less than 6 months to prepare for its arrival. The arrival date is estimated at December 8th, which is also the mother's Birthday. God help us all.

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2 Comments:

  • For a secret operation it sure is posted in a public place.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:38 PM  

  • I'm like Waldo. I hide my web operations within millions of other websites, effectively making me invisible.

    By Blogger Steve Gravley, at 1:43 PM  

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