Like pulling teeth

I'm guessing that back when people had a lifespan of 25 years, those who had their wisdom teeth were actually considered wise because they were relatively old. I, on the other hand, and am still young (ish) and find no wisdom to the malevolent hunks of enamel that have long since ripped their way through my gums. So, in two weeks they come out. Good riddance.

I have what most people would consider a long and sordid relationship with my teeth. If dentists had frequent visits cards, I'd ... it'd ... well, you insert something clever here, but I have more teeth with fillings or repair than not.

Here are some insights into dentistry from me, an expert patient.

1. If you are uncomfortable, tell them. Usually, they can be a lot more careful. Sure, they'll treat you like a Miss Prissy, but emotional indignity is easier to handle the real seething mouth pain.

2. Dental insurance is tricky. Know the rules or you will pay. Call your dental insurance provider for details. It will save you a lot of money.

3. If you ever have or have thought about practicing meditation, brush up on it and use it in the chair. It helps manage the experience.

4. Be cheerful and friendly to your dental people (ie hide your fear a little) and they will usually respond with better service.

Well, wish me luck. I'm getting all four wisdom teeth pulled out, and I'm just so gosh darned excited to do it.